These people arn’t as happy as they seem

Here is an invention that I find funny. What you are looking at, is a dual umbrella. Its purpose is to make shelter from the rain more comfortable for two people. There are a couple problems with this one though, who really travels in pairs? and would you really sport this monstrosity? I can see it now: Lonely Nerd Grind reader wants to score himself a sweet honey, and being that it is gloomy and raining outside he finds himself sporting the dual umbrella. Hot girl walks by, he winks signaling her to join him. She laughs.

rejected.

Dual umbrella – not a good idea.