The Human CD Holder

If you’re particularly proud of your music collection, this is the CD holder for you. Nothing says "It’s a burden to have such eclectic and esoteric music tastes" like a man pushing or holding up your CDs.

Do people buy CDs anymore? This is rad enough to make people forsake digital music and start going old school again. And then they’ll give up their cars and start riding horses and buggies. Sweet.