So the Wiizapper that came out recently for the shooter games wasn’t up to par in my book. It didn’t look aesthetically pleasing either. For all of us macho guys, we all want to hold something substantial, bigger, and explosively gorgeous because we all love big guns, if you know what I mean. That’s where this comes in, the Wii Rifle. I want to feel like I’m holding a sawed-off shotgun when I’m firing away, killing off zombies or anything else that needs their heads blown off. Isn’t it grand?

For around $17 bucks, with its smooth, sleek sex appeal, you’re going to be the new desperado for sure.

Will Wii Fit actually make you fit?

Microsoft hopes to exploit the new "Falcon" chipset and, I’m assuming, general economies of scale to start pricing the Xbox at "mass market" levels to compete with the Wii. Just when Sony though it was safe to go back in the water…

Yet another Wii accessory, this time the Billet Aluminum Steering Wheel. Quite simply, you strap your Wiimote right on it and drive. Available now for $44.95.

Nyko’s new "Wii Party Station" is a welcome accessory which can charge four Wiimotes, hold and chill four adult beverages with space for snacks, and various Wiicessories. An ingenious addition is the hand cooling fan! At only $25, I see these flying out the door.