Once upon a time there was a legendary fanboy nicknamed "Zuneguy." Why you may ask? Well because he was the one person in the entire tech-iverse who loved Microsoft’s "iPod killer" so much that he had the logo forever emblazoned on his skin.

However, time has finally caught up with poor Zuneguy. He has had a change of heart. We don’t know if it was spurred on by the Zune’s pisspoor adoption rate or reported problems with the DRM. However, ZG decided it best to cover up that Zune tattoo, um, sort of anyways.

Not quite sure why he went with the "Zune logo acting as sort of pentagram in evil Dick Cheney’s head" thing but I’m pretty sure in thirty years when he’s an older Zuneguy he will remember the decision fondly. Tattoos are permanent, donchaknow.

I went to Best Buy the other day, to get some sweet speakers for my computer at work, and as i was paroozing down the aisle i came across a demo video game called Guitar Hero. Cautiously i picked up the control (which was a guitar) and started my classic rock journey.

4 hours later, I bought some black spandex, a headband, got some tattoos and i was a rockstar – for real this time. I cannot express how cool this game is, by the end of it you’ll have groupies of your own, i promise. Go get it today.

I always wondered how much more badass I would have been if I had a tattoo…at the age of 6! I would have probably been so cool that even Chuck Norris would punch himself. But alas, that’s not the case…one could only imagine… (sigh)

Anyways, if you get a paper cut, and start crying (like I do) you can appear to look cooler with these niffty band-aids.

The Tattoo Bandages come in a stylish metal tin in three different sizes and are available from Perpetual Kid for just $3.99.

Well this is just dumb. Why would someone tattoo the Blue Screen of Death message on himself? Here it is nonetheless. A picture is worth a thousand words in this case.