I always wondered how much more badass I would have been if I had a tattoo…at the age of 6! I would have probably been so cool that even Chuck Norris would punch himself. But alas, that’s not the case…one could only imagine… (sigh)

Anyways, if you get a paper cut, and start crying (like I do) you can appear to look cooler with these niffty band-aids.

The Tattoo Bandages come in a stylish metal tin in three different sizes and are available from Perpetual Kid for just $3.99.