Some nefarious plots to kill off the human population are well-hidden, such as the alien virus that vexed Fox Mulder for so many years. Others are right out in the open, like the Lap Blaster from Pyramat. Those ominous laser-beam eyes are not very well-disguised, and those symbols across the side and bottom? If those aren’t alien instructions for putting the "blast" in "Blaster," then I’m a monkey’s uncle. It’s kind of them to add speakers and a USB iPod dock to the mix, but that’s just to fool the more gullible among us Homo Sapiens.