I found these on the internet (gasp!) and I thought everyone who has every played Super Mario Bros would enjoy them. Oh and if you click on the link provided you can read a little story about a how they are under legal dispute.

fun stuff

Are you sitting comfortably? Then let me breathe heavily. Schooooooooooooo. Once upon a time, there was a Jedi Knight called Anakin Skywalker, who went in search of the Dark Side. Schooooooooooooo.

$40 bucks at novelty stores, or you can Jedi mind trick someone for it.

Yes, there are antiquities collectors out there who would kill for a lamp made of genuine Vespa moped parts. Those folks would be willing to pay between $1772 and $2044 for one, probably. They’re made by a Mr. Leopardi, who does so by hand, and so the price is understandable. The market size? Now, that’s another matter entirely.

You see? It’s sunk into the surface, just like a real lamp would be in the rusting and disintegrating remains of the Titanic–where thousands of people lost their lives in horrible fashion. Oh, you already get it? Of course you do, because you can tell bad taste when you see it, too.