Meet Prezzy Box’s USB Mouse Calculator. They replaced the number pad with a calculator all wrapped up in a USB package.

It comes with a scroll wheel and can still be used as a numeric keypad when you need it to, and is priced at a more affordable $30.

I searched Ezkey’s site high and low for more information on this horrible creature, but could find nothing. All information is probably locked away in the NSA-strength encrypted pages of Ezkey’s secret Web site. Am I being harsh? Maybe. I just think that some things, like mice and keypads, should never be combined. What’s next? Panda bears and mountain lions?