In case you were wondering, Sanrio’s Hello Kitty will not be sitting out the netbook wars. Enter the Hello Kitty-branded netbook. The adorable feline’s first-ever netbook is actually quite the looker. It’s packing the usual 1.6GHz Intel Atom N270 CPU. The unit also sports 1GB DDR2 SDRAM, a 954 GSE Express chipset and a 120GB hard drive. The screen is your standard 10.1-inches and the cute computer also has two USB ports, a 1.3 megapixel webcam and WiFi.

It’s available now and costs $890. That Hello Kitty logo is expensive. Watch a Hello Kitty movie below to charm you into spending that extra $450 or so:

Short and sweet: here is a bicycle tire with Hello Kitty treads. Before you say how useless this is – wait! It’s a tire and that goes on a bike. Gets your kids outdoors, moving, interacting. It’s a good thing, a very good thing.

Plug her in, let her (Hello Kitty is a girl, right?) warm up, and then hold her in the palms of your hands for some instant warmth. That’s about it. No word on pricing or availability.

If you have $4,000 you might be able to afford a brand new pal, the Hello Kitty robot! She’s capable of carrying 20,000 conversations, shows emotions through arm gestures, and uses her little-bitty robot eyes to recognize your face and up to nine other faces as well…do you remember the episode of the X-Files when extraterrestrials sent robot cockroaches to spy on us?

No, Hello Kitty is way too cute to be a spy, but she could be your new BFF come November 1st.

No, seriously, if you find yourself in an emergency, Hello Kitty will be there with hand-crank USB cell phone charger, AM/FM radio, LED flashlight, siren, and compass. She’ll also make you feel warm and cuddly, because that’s what Hello Kitty does. No word on pricing or availability.