Segway gives birth to mutant unicycle baby

What would happen if the Segway and the roaming circus hada baby? This beautiful, beautiful monstrosity.

The Focus Designs SBU works in a similar way to it’s bizarre cousin. Gyroscopes sense minor variations in body shift and adjust direction accordingly. The SBU may, however, be even more dorky than the ubiquitous Segway. They are set to be $1,50 so Mark Wahlberg, start saving now.