Peanut Butter Diamonds

Ladies, go nuts. Scientists at Edinburgh University have developed a high-pressure procedure that can turn peanut butter into diamonds. Before you get excited and call the Ministry of Magic, rest assured that peanut butter is just ONE of the many carbon-containing materials that will work in what is called the "stilleto-heel effect." Here’s the thing, though – do diamonds taste as good as peanut butter and do they come in either chunky or smooth? I think not.