FunKey Town (really) Player

Packard Bell’s new "FunKey Town" MP3 player is, according to them, the first "streetwear MP3 player." not to mention a "veritable fashion statement." Available in 1GB or 2GB formats with support for MP3 and WMA, a retractable USB port, and an "anti-shock" rubber skin. In Europe only for now for €50 or €60 (or $70-$80).