Brando Introduces 1,323,276th USB Device

Brando’s new USB canned drink heater/cooler runs $32, with a toggle to decide whether to apply heat or cold (whew! Imagine if it were simply random!). If it works, then it could be a decent purchase, although it would certainly be better off at at $15 or so. I am, though, trying to think of a canned drink that I’d ever want heated, and I’m drawing a blank.