Back scratch fever – this time with cactus

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If you recently stood with your back against a row of poison ivy, this might be the back scratcher for you. The tip is 100 percent genuine Arizona cactus, and we all know how sharp those little cactus buds are. This nifty little gadget will get your back feeling normal in no time. It will also get your back bloody in no time. It’s only ten bucks and it has cute googly eyes on it, so you really can’t go wrong. Click the link for ordering information.

And please, for the love of God, this is NOT to be used as a cat’s toy. You really are incorrigible, aren’t you?