A Diversion To Cut In The iPhone Line

In rather hilarious news, iPhone has been taken to new mediums. An ad in Craigslist offeres "tactics" to create a diversion in San Francisco. The result? Cutting a load of unsuspecting customers on the line for the new iPhone. The list of diversions are assured to be safe and humorous, and offers 3 full attempts before charging for extra.

If you’re in the area and in desperate need of the iPhone, you should take the strange ad up on its offer. Oh, and humorless customers are not eligible for refunds. So tough luck to all of you.